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Tired of losing bidding wars, innovative DIY homebuyers in Cambridge, Massachusetts, one of the few cities in the world to have it’s own Peace Commission, are using the Social Enterprise Conference at Harvard Business School today to leak information about a “killer app” they are developing –

a cluster bomb designed to win bidding wars.

Last year, behavioral scientists in the city famous for innovation on both the Harvard and MIT campuses, looked to the Slow Food Movement to inspire real estate reforms. Attention generated by that research and the ongoing state of emergency in the Cambridge housing market caused homebuyers to crowd fund the new “Bidding War Lab” where the cluster bomb has secretly been under development.

“Despite building strong relationships with local law officials and consumer advocates, including the Consumer Financial Detention Bureau (CFDB), we realized there are limits to what the public sector and real estate regulators can achieve with the Slow Bid Reform Act, ” an unidentified sources confided. “So we’ve turned to a new generation of app builders and social entrepreneurs to launch a “Peace Offensive” that will transform bidding wars into a force for good.”

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